Extended Reading

The Hangover quotes

  • Phil Wenneck: [while driving a squad car on the sidewalk and using the loudspeaker] Ma'am, in the leopard dress, you have an amazing rack.

    [to himself]

    Phil Wenneck: I should have been a fucking cop.

  • Alan Garner: It was a real pleasure meeting you.

    Melissa: Fuck off!

    Alan Garner: I'm thinking about getting my bartender's license.

    Melissa: Suck my dick.

    Alan Garner: No, thank you.