Extended Reading

The Escort quotes

  • Mitch: You think those artificial orgasm noises is what brings them back?

    Natalie: Dude, I get *rave* reviews.

    Mitch: Uh! I'll be sure to check out your Yelp page when I get home.

    Natalie: Yeah, you should. Five stars.

  • Mitch: [to Natalie teasing her with the name] Monkey, why don't you write that down? First kiss.