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Samantha Horton: [in a hurry to get out the sliding door] Oh! Dang it! I just broke my nail!
Rex Horton: Sugar, no one's looking at your nails. Been married to you nine years, and I haven't gotten to your nails yet.
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Doreen: Oh, and drinks and Viagra are on the house.
Samantha Horton: You give away Viagra?
Jacie: It pays for itself. The little blue pill keeps us in the black.
Doreen: We were worried when the economy tanked, but turns out that this is the most recession-proof business there is.
Samantha Horton: And what about the police?
Jacie: Ah, well, let's just say doughnuts ain't the only thing they're getting for free.
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