Extended Reading

The Change-Up quotes

  • Sabrina McArdle: What do you do Mitch?

    Mitch Planko: Me? For a living?

    Sabrina McArdle: Yeah.

    Mitch Planko: You know, umm... I am... I... I... When I'm not eating hummus and ferociously masturbating, I dabble in light porn.

  • Mitch Planko: And at the end of the day, do you now what you get?

    Dave: A fucking gun with a bullet to blow my head off with!

    Mitch Planko: Sometimes you wish.