Extended Reading

The Bride Came C.O.D. quotes

  • Steve Collins: This is Californie, they were married by a justice of the peace from Nevada, so legally they're not married.

    Lucius K. Winfield: Well if they're not married, that's fine.

    Steve Collins: But they THINK they're married! And they're flying back to Los Angeles for their honeymoon!

    Lucius K. Winfield: They think they are and they're not?

    [laughs]

    Lucius K. Winfield: That's the funniest thing I've heard in years! They think they are and they're not! And they've gone back for their honeymoon?

    [stops laughing]

    Lucius K. Winfield: What am I laughing about? That's my daughter.

  • Joan Winfield: [singsong] I'm not going anywhere with you!

    Steve Collins: Oh yes you are!

    Joan Winfield: No I'm not I'm not I'm nooooot.

    Steve Collins: Then Stevie will just have to come in and taaaake you!