Extended Reading

The Angriest Man in Brooklyn quotes

  • Henry Altmann: Anger is the only thing they left me. Anger is my refuge, it's my shield. Anger is my birthright!

  • [Henry enters a tech shop]

    Henry Altmann: I need a camcorder! And I need one quick!

    [Ruben gets up slowly]

    Ruben: W... w... w... w... what type are you interested?

    Henry Altmann: Oh, it doesn't matter! Just one of those!

    [points at a shelf]

    Henry Altmann: That one, right there!

    Ruben: The P... P... P... P... Panasonic, or the F... F... F... F... Fujitsu?

    Henry Altmann: [points again] No, THAT one!

    Ruben: Oh, the Samsung?

    Henry Altmann: Yeah, the Samsung! I'll take it!

    Ruben: W... w... w... w... warranty?

    Henry Altmann: No, definitely not.