Extended Reading

The Amityville Horror quotes

  • Michael Lutz: Do I have to call you Dad, now?

    George Lutz: Guess what?

    Michael Lutz: What?

    George Lutz: You can call me whatever you want.

    Michael Lutz: Anything?

    George Lutz: Yep.

    Michael Lutz: Cool.

    George Lutz: Anything.

    Michael Lutz: Cool.

    George Lutz: Yeah.

    Michael Lutz: Um... Stinky?

    George Lutz: Sure.

    Michael Lutz: Poopy-head?

    George Lutz: Yeah.

    Michael Lutz: Crap-monkey-fart?

    George Lutz: [laughing] Okay, we gotta draw the line somewhere, pal, that does it!

  • George Lutz: [to Billy] You sure you don't want a babysitter?