Extended Reading

The 40-Year-Old Virgin quotes

  • Andy Stitzer: [Calling to Trish, who is out of the room] Do you mind if I use your, uh, magnum?

    Trish: [From the other room. Excited] Umm... Yeah!

    Andy Stitzer: [stretches condom over arm] Wow.

  • Motorist: Get the fuck out the road, virgin!