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Sandy's Sister: Mom's blind in one eye, deaf in one ear.
Sandy Bates: Oh. I hope the same side of the head, right? Because that's important. So she's even. She should be even at that age.
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Sandy Bates: I've had six chauffeurs in two years. You get me drunks, guys who can't understand English, one guy ran over an old lady with me in the car and now this guy's wanted for mail fraud.
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