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Stan Laurel: How about I just punch you right on the nose? I haven't done that for a long time.
Oliver Hardy: Can I poke you in the eye?
Stan Laurel: You could wring my neck.
Oliver Hardy: I think I'd rather poke you in the eye.
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Elderly Woman: We just want to know who's playing Laurel and Hardy, please.
Glasgow Empire Manager: They're playing themselves.
Elderly Woman: Who are?
Glasgow Empire Manager: Laurel and Hardy. Here in person, the poster says, they're here in person.
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