Extended Reading

Shanghai Noon quotes

  • Chon Wang: I got an idea: why don't I pretend I'm sick, and then you can attack the guard when they come in?

    Roy O'Bannon: Oh, you mean the sick prisoner routine? Does that still work in China? 'Cause here it's sorta been done to death.

  • Chon Wang: See! I told you so!

    Roy O'Bannon: No, you said "wet shirt don't break," not "piss shirt bend bar"!