Extended Reading

Shaft quotes

  • Sasha Arias: [to herself after running toward danger and then running right back] Nope, nope, that's some simple bitch shit. Okay, we ain't gonna be her.

  • Once Beautiful Woman: For $5 I'll let you lick my titties.

    John Shaft Jr.: Um, no, those are reasonable prices, but

    Butch Lesbian Girl: But what motherf****r.What you don't like titties.

    John Shaft Jr.: No, I love titties. Titties are the best. Right? I just had a big breakfast. I didn't really anticipate licking titties today.