Extended Reading

Semi-Pro quotes

  • Jackie Moon: There'll be a lotta television cameras out there so we just gotta be tip top.

    Clarence 'Coffee' Black: So what's the plan?

    Jackie Moon: Brought a secret weapon. It's going to make us look extra cool on Tv.

    Bee Bee Ellis: What the hell is that?

    Jackie Moon: It's eyeliner dummy. Now who's first? Monix?

    Monix: Oh yeah... Let me get a fresh Maxi-Pad outta my purse.

  • Jackie Moon: Oh fuck that shit! Spumoni!