Extended Reading

Seinfeld quotes

  • George Costanza: But I really want to leave my mark this time. Like remember that summer at Dairy Queen when I cooled my feet in the soft serve?

    Jerry: So you want to go out in a final blaze of incompetence?

    George Costanza: Flame on.

  • Izzy Mandelbaum: Your son's pretty funny, Morty. He oughta be a comedian.

    Jerry: Actually, I am a comedian.

    Izzy Mandelbaum: That's not funny.