Extended Reading
  • Josie 2022-09-08 18:06:22

    Just a word

    This is a Danish cartoon (it turns out that Denmark still makes movies?) It's very pornographic, cheap, and heavy-mouthed. It's definitely not for children.

    What bird barbarians, not just Vikings! Don't know you by changing your name? !

    To tell the truth, this kind of film is destined to be...

  • Rogers 2022-11-05 19:09:02

    Don't watch it if you are underage. .

    In 2011, the action-adventure animated film " Ronal Barbaren | Ronal Barbaren "

Ronal the Barbarian quotes

  • Narrator: [Opening scene with the people in slavery by the demons with the Demon Zaal ruling over them] In the beginning there was only darkness. And out of that darkness was born the Demon Zaal, ruler of the sa kiddies and oppressor of humankind.

    Narrator: But from out of the shadows came Kron. Warrior above all warriors, and bearer of the gods saw.

    [Then the hero warrior shows up on the mountaintop, he jumps from the mountain and lands on the ground and frees the human slaves]

    Narrator: He freed humankind and led them to victory.

    [Then the demons charged after Kron but he slices them with a sword and punches a hole in the demons stomach doing a hand pose. He then runs up against a giant demon and stabs him on the head and the demon explodes. But Kron got impaled in the chest and blood came gushing out of his chest]

    Narrator: But victory was barely won, suffering a mortal wound to his heart. Kron bled for seven days and seven nights, and a hundred warriors drank of his spilled blood and bared his strength.

    [Then the warriors developed mass muscles the men with muscular biceps, the woman with bigger breasts, but Ronal took one drop of blood and developed a bigger crotch spot]

    Narrator: Kron looked down on them and what he saw was good, and with that he died. Thus were born the barbarians, the mighty sons of Kron.

    [Then the movie title Ronal the Barbarian shows on screen and the movie begins]

  • The Oracle: Alright that's it I'm done shitting. Now get to wiping.