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Kitty Softpaws: I was just a stray; but, I had beautiful claws. One day, a really nice couple took me in. Gave me milk every morning. Loved me. Maybe I scratched their curtains or played too rough with the hamster. I don't know why they did it. But they took my claws.
Puss in Boots: Cat people are crazy.
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Kitty Softpaws: Humpty, you're not wearing underwear!
Humpty Dumpty: Eh, what? Are you embarrassed? I'm not.
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