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Alvin: So... Are you having sex?
[hands marijuana to Adam]
Adam: Yes. I'm having sex.
Alvin: 'Cause if you want any pointers, you know... I can help you out. If there's one thing you learn after two failed marriages, it's how to eat kitty. Anyone special?
Adam: No. I mean, not since Vanessa.
Alvin: It's been a year. It's time to move on.
Adam: It's been eight months, Dad.
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Lisa: She is so good at impressions.
Adam: Do an impression, then.
Lisa: Yes, do an impression then.
Joy: All right, guess who this is.
[Joy sucks in her lips]
Joy: Dad!
[she sucks in her lips again]
Joy: Dad!
Lisa: Oh my God, that's so cute.
Adam: I don't know.
Lisa: Come on.
Joy: Where are you?
Adam: I don't know.
Joy: Where are you, Dad?
[Wallace walks over]
Wallace: It's Nemo.
Lisa: Yes!
Joy: Yeah.
Adam: Nemo.
Lisa: Amazing.
Adam: I don't know why I didn't get that. How did you know that?
Wallace: 'Cause I've seen it a thousand times. That's how.
Lisa: Mmmm. Drew Barrymore.
Joy: I don't know if I'm drunk enough.
Lisa: Come on.
Adam: You can't do Drew Barrymore.
Wallace: Oh, but she can.
Joy: [in sexy valley girl accent] Happy holidays. I was in 'The Wedding Singer'.
[normal voice]
Joy: That's it. That's all I have.
Adam: That was kind of an amazing Drew Barrymore.
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