Extended Reading

Monsters University quotes

  • [as Mike and Sulley exit their Oozma Kappa Bedroom at the same time after waking up, they fall over, and Squishy suddenly snaps a photo of them]

    Squishy: First morning in the house.

    Art: That's going in the Album.

    Don: [Arriving with a Scare Games Letter] Guys, it's arrived, our first challenge.

    [Mike struggles to pull it off him]

    Don: Sorry, Tentacles. Kinda Sticky.

    [Mike reads the envelope]

    Mike Wazowski: Wait a minute. They want us to meet where?

  • [In the First Challenge of the Scare Games, Mike and Sulley arrive badly stung from the Glowing Purple Urchins at the finish line, just behind the RORs]

    Chet: Way to blow it, Oozmas!

    Mike Wazowski: Hey, 2nd place ain't bad.

    Greek Council VP: [Jaws Theta Chi arrive behind them, unharmed] 2nd place, Jaws Theta Chi!

    Mike Wazowski: *What*?

    Johnny: Your whole team has to cross the finish line.

    Greek Council VP: 3rd place, EEKs. 4th place, PNKs. 5th place, HSS. And in last place...

    [the rest of Mike and Sulley's team arrive, even more badly stung from the urchins than they are]

    Greek Council VP: ...Oozma Kappa!

    Greek Council President: [Removing Oozma Kappa's name from the Leaderboard] Oozma Kappa have been eliminated!

    [Dean Hardscrabble approaches a surprised and upset Mike, smiling]

    Dean Hardscrabble: Don't look so surprised Mr. Wazowski. It would've taken a miracle for...

    Greek Council VP: Attention everyone, we have an announcement. Jaws Theta Chi have been disqualified.

    [Holds up a tin of Protective Gel that they've been using]

    Greek Council VP: The use of illegal protective gel is cause for elimination.

    Big Red: What?

    [the referee removes the moisture from George Sanderson's leg, then stabs it with an Urchin, causing it to swell up like a balloon, with George screaming in pain]

    Greek Council VP: [Removing Jaws Theta Chi from the Leaderboard and adding Oozma Kappa back on] Which means that Oozma Kappa's back in the games - it's a miracle!

    Dean Hardscrabble: Your luck will run out eventually.

    [Walks away]

    Mike Wazowski: This is gonna be harder than I thought.