Extended Reading
  • Kasey 2022-10-01 00:17:09

    Midlife crisis is a virus, please prevent it early

    Listen to Nicolas Cage's Brent monologue after crafting a pool table and then destroying it:  …trying to meet sales quotas and being a big man was not my childhood dream at all , I'm going to grab the balls of the world and squeeze hard... Four minutes ago I was a young man with a 100% sales...

  • Onie 2022-10-03 13:53:23

    Parents agree on killing children

    Title: mom and dad, the initials are mad. But are parents really crazy? It just seems to me to be self-release.

    Moral correctness is a deadly weapon in our lives, with which we can easily sentence prostitutes, gamblers, thieves, and all who do what we consider immoral to death, regardless of whether...

Mom and Dad quotes

  • [last lines]

    Brent Ryan: But sometimes, we just want to...

    Brent Ryan: [singing as he destroys his pool table] Oh yeah you put your right foot in, you put your right foot out... you do the hokey pokey and you fuck shit up!

  • Kendall Ryan: [Stops breaking down the door as the doorbell rings] Your parents?

    Brent Ryan: That was today?