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Mannequin quotes

  • Roxie Shield: I think you should see a professional.

    Jonathan Switcher: A professional? What do you mean, a hooker?

    Roxie Shield: No, I mean a psychiatrist.

    Jonathan Switcher: I can't afford a psychiatrist.

    Roxie Shield: Then call one of those shrinks on the radio.

    Jonathan Switcher: A radio shrink? They're only good for people with problems that fit between the commercials.

    Roxie Shield: Good night, Jonathan.

  • Jonathan Switcher: [coming out of the elevator] Easy, Felix! I don't think she's armed!

    Felix: You can fool Rambo, but it won't work with me, Switcher! My brain is quicker than...

    [before he can finish his sentence, the elevator doors close on him]