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Mr. Chairman: Chair people, I reveal to you... the whereabouts of the Blue Monkey
[laughs, then plugs the phone in the table and the map appears with Daffy in it]
Mr. Chairman: ... There's a duck in the middle of the map, remove the duck... Remove the Duck! The duck is in the mid... Duck!
[Throws the phone at the screen and breaks it]
Mr. Chairman: ... Oh... Now, we cannot let a boy, a girl, and a duck and a rabbit thwart our plans for global domination!
Damien Drake: Wanna bet?
Mr. Chairman: A Wager?
Damien Drake: $5 dollars says my son will scuttle your diabolicle plans and save the world.
Mr. Chairman: You're awfully spunky for a man in your position
[Uses the controls to make Damien slap himself in the face]
Mr. Chairman: ... How do you like that, Mr. Slap-Yourself-In-Your-Own-Face"?
[Gives the controls to the Laboratory Scientist]
Mr. Chairman: [to the Scientist] Give him a good zets every once in a while
[gives the controls to the scientist]
Mr. Chairman: .
Peter Lorre: My pleasure
[then continues making Damien slap himself]
Peter Lorre: .
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[DJ Drake approaches toward Pepe Le Pew]
Pepe Le Pew: Oui, monsieur?
[Translation: 'Yes, sir?"]
DJ Drake: There's a, man out there. He's got a woman. She's tied up in a burlap sack. He's taking her to the Eiffel Tower.
Pepe Le Pew: Ah, it is Spring, is it not?
[Pepe's sticky smell affects on DJ]
Extended Reading
Looney Tunes: Back in Action quotes