Extended Reading

Life After Beth quotes

  • Zach Orfman: Oh, everything's great. Beth's alive and it was all just one big hoax. So, just forget about it.

    Judy Orfman: Well, I don't think that's funny.

    Zach Orfman: Yeah, well, I don't either.

  • Zach Orfman: We're going to go for a hike.

    Geenie Slocum: Not a hot idea.

    Maury Slocum: In broad daylight? Zach, are you nuts?

    Geenie Slocum: Wait till nightfall.

    Beth Slocum: Why?

    Maury Slocum: Because, baby, it's safer.

    Beth Slocum: At night? Who hikes at night?