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Mabelle 2022-04-24 07:01:03
The cancer of European political correctness
read. I'm disgusted by the "politically correct" bitch of the Europeans... [spit] [spit] [spit]
Because they are civilians, because they are relatives and friends around you, because there are millions of people, so they are not guilty of taking drugs? ! Innocent drug addicts? ! ? ! Excuse Me? !
The...
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Maia 2022-03-25 09:01:06
"Kingsman 2" is the first foreign language film of the year that makes me sick
First of all, congratulations to "Kingsman 2", which successfully surpassed "Rise of the Planet of the Apes 3" and became the first foreign language film that made me sick this year.
If the political correctness in "Rise of the Planet of the Apes 3" and "love and peace" is enough to embarrass me,...
Kingsman: The Golden Circle quotes
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[Eggsy calls Princess Tilde on FaceTime]
Princess Tilde: Hey.
Eggsy: Hi, babe. Uh, bit of a nightmare. I've got to sleep with a target, but I won't do it unless you agree that it's all right.
Princess Tilde: You've got to be fucking kidding. What was I? Target practice?
Eggsy: Babe, surely it's better that I'm honest with you rather than me doing it and not telling you. Kind of got a bit of a 'save the world' situation here.
Princess Tilde: How the fuck is screwing someone gonna save the world?
Eggsy: Well, it's a bit complicated, but trust me, I would not be doing it if I didn't have to.
[pause]
Eggsy: Babe, please believe me. I love you. You are the person I wanna spend the rest of my life with.
Princess Tilde: Is that a proposal?
[nervous look on Eggsy's face]
Eggsy: Um...
Princess Tilde: Because I think I'd give you my permission. Having that security, knowing that we were committed, in that context, yeah. Yeah, I'd feel different.
Eggsy: Right. Well, I mean... I want to be with you. But being a public figure, babe, like a prince... it's a bit of a factor, you know, what with my job and stuff.
[Princess Tilde turns away]
Eggsy: Oh, no, no, no, come on. Okay. Uh, look, we need to talk about this properly. Just give me five minutes, okay?
Princess Tilde: Don't put yourself down, Eggsy. I'm sure you can last longer than that.
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Clara: What's the matter?
Eggsy: Nothing. I just feel that our spirit animals need more time to get in sync and find a harmonious bond on the spiritual plane.
Clara: Totally.
Eggsy: Yeah?
Clara: Or we could just...
[disrobes]
Clara: fuck?
[pause]
Eggsy: Clara, I don't think I can.
[Clara turns around to grab her robe. Eggsy suddenly notices the Golden Circle tattoo on her back]
Eggsy: But you know what? My crow is looking for a place to nest.
[Eggsy secretly puts on the finger condom as he kisses Clara. He then places his hand under her panties and inserts the tracking device]
Merlin: Good work, Eggsy! Tracker fully functional.
Ginger: Don't worry. I've been through this with Whiskey before. Nice to be working with an agent who knows what he's doing.
