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Dave Lizewski: I want to team up, like Batman and Robin.
Mindy Macready: Nobody wants to be Robin.
Dave Lizewski: What's wrong with Robin? Weren't you like Big Daddy's Robin?
Mindy Macready: Okay, Robin wishes he was me.
Dave Lizewski: What I'm trying to say is we should be partners. You and me, like the dynamic duo.
Mindy Macready: I'm in the NFL, Dave. And you play pee-wee.
Dave Lizewski: So train me. I want to walk the walk, and you're the closest thing I know to a real superhero. Aren't you tired of being on your own? Don't you want to know someone's there for you? Someone who's got your back?
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Mindy Macready: If I ever catch you robbing again, shit-burger, I'm going to go to Saudi Arabia on your ass and cut your hand off. Promise me you're done with a life of crime?
Alley Hood: I-I promise.
[grabs a knife but quickly has his hand severed]
Mindy Macready: Pants on fire.
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