Extended Reading

Jackass Number Two quotes

  • Johnny Knoxville: [On the Torro-Totter, Chris gets hit in the leg by the bull] Are you okay?

    Chris Pontius: Yeah, hold on.

    Johnny Knoxville: What do you mean "hold on"? The bull's not gonna hold on!

    Chris Pontius: Ah, he got me in the leg. Goddamn, these bulls are strong!

  • Johnny Knoxville: [shows Ehren a text message] Look at this. This is from Derek. "OK, who brought crabs to the party? Fuck me." Ha ha.

    Ehren McGhehey: [vomits]