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Kagome: I saw the whole thing between you and Kikyo
Inuyasha: You mean...
Kagome: Yup! The whole thing from start to finish. So I would appreciate it if you left me alone for a bit.
Inuyasha: Hey! Don't do this to me! What do you mean 'the whole thing'? Wait Kagome, What was I doing when you saw me? Wait! Tell me Kagome!
Kagome: SIT! I mean I saw the whole thing! I had a front row seat! I'm going home...
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Miroku: So she has left us once again. Inuyasha, Kagome was not acting her usual self. Exactly what happened between you and Kikyo?
Inuyasha: Same thing that goes on when you're with a woman.
Miroku: Ah! Ghastly! You mean you did *that* right in front of Kagome?
Inuyasha: Maybe we need to have a talk about what it is you do with women!
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