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Mrs. Margaret Munson: Now, what's wrong with you? You planned to be away for the whole winter and here you are, back again after 10 days.
Anna Kalman: I didn't find it interesting.
Anna Kalman: Is it possible that the trouble isn't with Majorca?
Anna Kalman: Possible.
Mrs. Margaret Munson: What happened to the colonel That you wrote to me about in your letter? The one who looked like a Greek statue.
Anna Kalman: He talked like a Greek statue. I don't think he knew more than a dozen words. Scotch and soda and one or two more.
Mrs. Margaret Munson: You were impressed with him when you first met him.
Anna Kalman: I hadn't heard the dozen words.
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Mrs. Margaret Munson: I don't know what you expect from a man. You know there's a limit to how entertaining they can be.
Anna Kalman: Well, they ought to be able to talk a little, simple sentences.
Mrs. Margaret Munson: You told me that he was good-looking and that he danced beautifully. That's all a woman's entitled to. You can always read a good book.
Anna Kalman: Dear little sister, go wash your mind with soap.
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