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Brooke Watson: Are you It?
John Wayne Cleaver: Am I what?
Brooke Watson: The clown from "It," that Stephen King book.
John Wayne Cleaver: No. I was thinking about dressing up as my mother but I was worried what my therapist would say.
Rob Anders: You gonna juggle for us, freak?
John Wayne Cleaver: That's a really clever costume. You know, it looks great. It's really inventive and the bullet hole looks... really authentic.
Rob Anders: You know this is a party for normal people? Right? So why don't you go home to your undertaking slut of a mother. Alright?
Rob Anders: What are you smiling about?
John Wayne Cleaver: I've been clinically diagnosed with sociopathy, Rob. To me, you're an object. You know, you're a thing. You're about as important to me as a cardboard box. And... the thing about cardboard boxes... is that... you know they're totally boring on the outside, right? But... sometimes, if you cut 'em open there'll be something interesting inside. You know, and so, while you're saying all these boring things to me I'm thinking about what it'd be like to cut you open. But I don't wanna... I don't wanna be that person. And so, I have a rule that anytime somebody says something to me where I think about, you know, cuttin' 'em. I just smile and I say something nice. So that's why I say to you, Rob Anders, of 232, Carnation Street. You are a really great guy.
Rob Anders: You're a freak.
Brooke Watson: You're not a freak.
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Mr. Crowley: It Hurts John... It Hurts
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