Extended Reading

Hitch quotes

  • Sara: [on the phone talking to Geoff] Did I call it or did I call it? I mean, what did I say, six months? And when was her first date? So five-and-a-half? God, I hate it when I'm right. I mean, what is it about guys that makes them want to screw anything that walks, even when they're going out with someone as awesome as Allegra Cole? I mean, she's only the single most fabulous thing walking around New York.

    [takes a paper from the newsstand]

    Sara: Thanks, Young.

    [back to phone]

    Sara: Are you kidding? Of course I'm going to run it! Why should she waste her heart on some Swedish aristo-brat, even if he is gorgeous? Hey, if he's stupid enough to cheat, then the world should know he's dumb enough to get caught.

  • Hitch: [in reference to the seafood appetizer] Coquille St-Jacques, my ass! Death on a leaf!