Extended Reading

Hercules quotes

  • Phil: I thought you were going to be the all-time champ, not the all-time chump.

  • Hercules: So what's in Thebes?

    Phil: A lot of problems. It's a big, tough town. Good place to start building a rep.

    [Suddenly, a woman's scream is heard]

    Phil: Sounds like your basic DID: a damsel in distress.