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Sarah Marshall: [to Peter] I took love seminars, sex seminars, so don't you dare sit here and tell me I didn't try because I tried really hard, you were just too stupid to notice.
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Sarah Marshall: [to the criminal] Life's a bitch.
Animal Instincts Detective: [to the criminal] And where you're going, that's what you'll be.
Extended Reading
Forgetting Sarah Marshall quotes