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Cleve 2022-04-19 09:02:26
Stick to being who you are - a movie based on a Disney picture book
The Antidote to Death, when I found out that an animation based on a Disney picture book was in theaters. Although more than two decades have passed, I still have a fresh memory of the content of this picture book, which used to be one of my favorite picture books called "The Big Bull and the...
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Rosemarie 2022-04-19 09:02:26
Beef and Chicken Soup
I actually went to the cinema to watch it 3 times, and the cinema is the laugh of children. Aihua Niu is indeed very inspirational. For the pride of his father, not to become a bullfighting bull, not to let his friends become beef cattle, and not to be the victim of bullfighters, he has been...
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Lupe: Don't just think of it as a fight. Think of it as a dance!
Hans: A bull, dancing? Is this some kind of hilarious joke designed to make me laugh?
Greta: You see, horses, we have the beautifulest legs for the dancing.
Klaus: But bulls have short stubby legs.
Hans: Ja, look at me.
[waddles around on his knees and haunches]
Hans: Moo, moo, moo!
[the lipizzaner horses all laugh]
Lupe: Go eat a schnitzel, you pasty-faced glue stick!
Ferdinand: It's okay, Lupe. THey're right. I mean, how could a big clumsy bull ever do something like this!
[does the flamenco dance Nina taught him]
Lupe: Whoo! Check out my boy cutting a rug!
Dos: That was good!
Greta: You call that dancing? Nein! THIS is dancing!
[They perform a polka]
Angus: Three against one is hardly fair. Lupe, get my pipes!
[Lupe plays various kazoos like bagpipes and he does a scottish reel]
Angus: Well, put that in your kilts and smoke it!
Greta: Don't celebrate yet, you rump roast! Try THIS!
[the horses do a mix of ballet and gymnastics, ending by forming a heart with their heads and rumps]
Bones: Oooh, I HATE those horses!
Una: [Seeing where this is going, plugs in a boombox and puts on some hip-hop] It's showtime.
Bones: I'm goin' in!
[He joins in with a breakdance, and the three horses and three cows start an epic dance battle, which the horses are winning, until...]
Maquina: Argh!
[Joins in on the cow's side with robotic dance moves and the four do a grand synchronized finale, which the horses try to top but collide]
Hans: Watch where you're stepping, dummkopf!
Greta: Who are you calling dummkopf!
Klaus: You have four left hooves!
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[repeated line]
Dos: We're not
[insert animal]
Dos: we're hedgehogs!
