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Naomi 2022-06-07 17:13:34
Big collection of meat jokes
The plot is super simple and straightforward. It is nothing more than a horrible story of the inferiority boy who finally plucked up the courage to confess to his beloved girl. On the contrary, the content of the man who was interviewed was more interesting. After that, I will come to a 【truth and...
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Nico 2022-06-07 14:42:08
Mainland sex education is very inadequate
I give 7.5 points. This is a youth comedy, similar to the previous style, but the film also has its uniqueness. Some are very interesting: fat guys who are in love with masturbation tools; B guys who just want to be with Lincoln; hanging girls who can’t get out of the phone by mistakenly plugging...
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Judy: [Hank starts kissing her] Hank, come on.
Hank: What?
Judy: You know I made an abstinence pledge. I promised myself I would wait until I was sure I was with the right guy.
Hank: I thought I was the right guy.
Judy: You might be, I'm just not sure. But I like you a lot.
Blue Bally: [brief pause]
[Pops up from behind the couch]
Blue Bally: Hi sexually frustrated teenager, I'm Blue Bally! And if you and your girlfriend don't have sex soon, your going to wind up with a serious case of blue balls! That's right, your nuts are going to turn blue.
Hank: What do you mean?
Blue Bally: [Sits down on couch] See Hank, right now your testicles are filled with semen, and only a little bit's dripping out. That's called pre-cum. What you wanna do, is ejaculate, otherwise that backup of jizz will cause pressure in your nut sack to the point of making you nauseous.
Hank: So what do I do?
Blue Bally: Well, the way I see it, even if your girlfriend won't have intercourse with you, the least you should be able to get is a hand job.
Hank: Judi, I want you to know that I really do care about you, and I've known that since the first time I saw you in Bible Study class.
[She puts her hand on his crotch for a brief moment]
Blue Bally: Uh oh, that's not good.
Hank: What do you mean?
Blue Bally: With that kind of arousal, it's only a matter of seconds before full on irreversable blue balls! You better go to the bathroom and jerk off right now.
Hank: Here?
Blue Bally: Yes, go, there's no time to waste!
Hank: [after hank masterbates, he walks in on Judy and Blue Bally having sex] Blue Bally!
Blue Bally: Hope you like sloppy seconds!
