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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules quotes

  • Susan Heffley: My computer is supposed to be for homework only. You lied to me. And you know how I feel about that.

    Greg Heffley: Mom, from now on, I'll be 100% honest.

  • Greg Heffley: Mom, it's Mrs. Gillman from the PTA.

    Susan Heffley: Tell her I'm not here!

    Greg Heffley: But that would be lying and I don't do that anymore.

    [on phone]

    Greg Heffley: I'm sorry, Mrs. Gillman, but my mom isn't in the house right now

    [Susan stands outside in the rain]