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Susan Heffley: My computer is supposed to be for homework only. You lied to me. And you know how I feel about that.
Greg Heffley: Mom, from now on, I'll be 100% honest.
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Greg Heffley: Mom, it's Mrs. Gillman from the PTA.
Susan Heffley: Tell her I'm not here!
Greg Heffley: But that would be lying and I don't do that anymore.
[on phone]
Greg Heffley: I'm sorry, Mrs. Gillman, but my mom isn't in the house right now
[Susan stands outside in the rain]
Extended Reading
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules quotes