Extended Reading

Cuban Fury quotes

  • Ron Parfitt: So some big boys gave you a shooing. You're a male dancer. You think I never took any shit? What you're gonna do about it, hey? What, you're gonna hide away, or maybe crawl under your duvet, and watch Bridget Jones Part 2, with some white Maltesers?

  • Bruce: What are you hiding?

    Bejan: Nothing.

    Bruce: [curious] What are you hiding?

    Bejan: Behold...

    [removes his hands from the salsa competition flyer on the bulletin board]

    Bejan: Santo Vito!

    Bruce: Yeah, what... it's just another salsa night. So what?

    Bejan: "So what"? Look at it, squashy chumps! It's a competition!

    [tones down his voice]

    Bejan: Sorry... Don't you see, this is your time, Bruce. This is the Goonie time. Do you know about the Goonie time?

    Bruce: Yeah, of course I know about the Goonie time. My watch runs on Goonie time.

    Bejan: So then you know, that it's *their* time up there, but it is *our* time down here. You can do this, Bruce. You can win this mother-funkie, and you can show the world what you're really made of. Think about it, what do you've got to lose?