Extended Reading

Closet Monster quotes

  • Oscar Madly (18): How long can you keep this act up? How long before you show up, at HER work, screaming at the top of your lungs like a... fucking child?

    Christine: I should go.

    Peter Madly: I'm sorry. It's just a little bit sad.

    Oscar Madly (18): Let me save you some time. He's possessive, has the temper of a child and is bat shit crazy...

    [Peter throws milk in Oscar's face]

    Oscar Madly (18): There he is.

  • Oscar Madly (18): It's not New York but what do you think?

    Buffy: I think you look happy.

    Oscar Madly (18): Hope you don't get eaten by the seagull.

    Buffy: Hm, I'm just happy you're not gonna set me on fire.

    [Oscar releases Buffy to the sea]

    Buffy: But you know I'm not the original hamster from your childhood, right? I mean it has been ten years. Your parents replaced me, like, four times.

    Oscar Madly (18): What was that?

    Buffy: Oh, nothing. Goodbye.