Extended Reading

Charlie Countryman quotes

  • Darko: [Angry at Karl for misspelling his name] My name is Darko. Darko.

    [Brings out a pen]

    Darko: And maybe if I put this pen right into your asshole, then write my name inside, you will remember?

    Darko: [Luc chuckles nervously] Something is funny?

    Luc: [Looks at everyone, very nervously] Yeah. What you just said with the pen-in-the-asshole thing. I mean you can't actually write inside someone's asshole.

    Karl: It wouldn't actually help me remember.

    Luc: How can you read inside your own asshole?

    Karl: You wouldn't be able to read it.

  • Nigel: Is it true what they say, Charlie? Better to have loved and lost and all that?