Castle

[repeated season 3 open]

Richard Castle: [v.o] There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people: psychopaths and mystery writers. I'm the kind that pays better. Who am I?

Richard Castle: I'm Rick Castle.

Richard Castle: Castle.

Richard Castle: Castle.

Richard Castle: I really am ruggedly handsome, aren't I?

Richard Castle: [v.o] Every writer needs inspiration, and I found mine.

Kate Beckett: I'm Detective Kate Beckett.

Kate Beckett: Beckett.

Ilya: Aah!

Richard Castle: Beckett?

Kate Beckett: [restraining suspect] Could you get some backup, please?

Richard Castle: [v.o] And thanks to my friendship with the Mayor, I get to be on her case.

Kate Beckett: [caught searching Castle's book in a bathroom stall by Castle] Oh!

Richard Castle: Do I look like a killer to you?

Kate Beckett: Yes; you kill my patience.

Richard Castle: [v.o] And together we catch killers.

Kate Beckett: I *hate* this case.

Richard Castle: I know! Isn't it great?

[repeated lines]

Kate Beckett: Thanks for

[whatever Castle has done]

Richard Castle: Always.