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Father: Nobody wants to be selfish, but everybody is.
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Mother: Everybody predicted great things for Ian. He's so nice looking and personable. Now, it's a mystery to me why he's not more successful.
Father: Because he's not content with what he has. He sees himself like Howard, with a fancy life. Always got some scheme. Always waiting for his ship to come in.
Mother: Well, his ship won't come in at the restaurant. He does that out of a son's love for his father.
Father: Like the poet said, "The only ship certain to come in has black sails."
Extended Reading