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Bobby: You're telling me your favorite cartoon tune's name is Mop Face Circle Shirt?
Jodie Holloway: Nooo.
Bobby: Brushville Soup Jeans?
Jodie Holloway: Nooo, Sponge Bob Square Pants.
Bobby: Oooh, Spoon Lips Boxer Shorts.
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Danny Green: [in a mock whisper] Brian Green steps up to the tee. He needs a hole-in-one here to get to the Masters, but he's really worried about his people finding out that he's GAY!
[causes him to miss]
Brian Green: Damn!
Danny Green: Dude, my advice to you is to put the club down, wait 10 minutes... just never pick it up again.
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