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Jacques 2021-10-18 19:53:26
Fake gods-everyone is their own master
Almost everyone has had a similar experience to Bruce: Maybe work is not going well, maybe love is not going well, or maybe their life is chanting "If life deceives you" every day. When faced with these, most people are like Bruce at the beginning, choosing to complain, complain about the...
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Fern 2022-03-16 09:01:02
Philosophy of life: Don't think about eight or nine, often think about one or two
" As a mortal, you must accept the imperfections of life. For those who can change, don't complain about others, and be aggressive; for those who can't change, be calm and settled. "
As a radio host, there have been several upsets in Bruce's life.
In the company, he frequently loses to competitors...
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Khalil 2022-03-23 09:01:11
Standard comedy work by Jim Carrey. Cooperating with Jennifer Anne Stone, it was even more nonsense.
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Germaine 2021-10-20 19:01:04
God really is not good. I finally understand why so many prayers cannot be fulfilled. In fact, many times after we have the power and money ability, the place and time that we can really leave for ourselves to enjoy is very limited. Human desires are always expanding. So we are still trying to accumulate these things most of the time but we have forgotten what we thought at the beginning. The real reason to have these. Just be content.
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Bruce: [breaking out of a freeze] Hi, Susan!
Grace: Oh, thank you, God.
Bruce: Bruce Nolan here, aboard the Maid of the Mist in fabulous Niagara Falls, New York. First off, let me just add another congratulations to Evan Backstabber - pardon me, Bastard. Baxter, rather. It is good to see what someone with real talent can do when great opportunities are given to them instead of me. Anyway, I'm here with Katherine Hepburn's mom. Tell me, why did you toss the blue heart of the ocean jewel over the railing of the Titanic? Did you feel bad at all letting Leo DiCaprio drown, while you were safe floating on the big door? Could you have taken turns, or were you just too afraid to freeze your big fat ass off?
[Grace gasps in disbelief]
Bruce: Hmm. I guess that's how life is, isn't it? Some people are drenched, freezing to death, on a stupid boat, with a stupid hat, while others are in a comfy news studio, sucking up all the glory.
[mashes and discards stupid umbrella hat]
Bruce: Oh, well. No big deal.
Control Booth Operator: Oh boy.
Bruce: Oh, look! It's the owner of the Maid of the Mist. Let's have a talk with him, shall we? Come on in here, Bill...
Bill, Ferry Owner: That's all right.
Bruce: No, no, no, no. No, no. Come on, let's have a talk.
Grace: Come on. What are you doing?
Bruce: Bill, you've been running the Maid of the Mist for 23 years now. Tell me, why do you think I didn't get the anchor job?
Bill, Ferry Owner: Hey, man, I don't want any problems...
Bruce: [messes his hair] Is it my hair, Bill? Are my teeth not white enough? Or, like the great falls, is the bedrock of my life eroding beneath me?
[sticking his face into the camera]
Bruce: Eroding, eeeeroding, eeeeerodding.
Jack: Cut the feed. Cut to black.
Control Booth Operator: I'm on it.
Bruce: I'm Bruce Nolan for Eyewitness News. Back to you...
[makes a fist gesture]
Bruce: fuckers.
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Bruce: So tell us mama, why make Buffalo's biggest cookie?
Mama Kowolski: Well, man from health department say he find rat pellet in pastry but I say no, is big chocolate sprinkle, but he shut store down. So we clean up, make big cookie for to bring customers back.
Bruce: Let's try that again, shall we?
Bruce: [Beep-beep; New take] So tell us mama, why make Buffalo's biggest cookie?
Mama Kowolski: So all the children in the neighborhood will be happy?
Bruce: And isn't it nice to see all their smiling faces?
Vol Kowolski: I work in back. I see no smiles.
[Exasperated, Bruce tosses the mic to the counter]
