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Marie Schrader: So? Tell me all about it. I heard you broke new ground today.
Hank Schrader: I *broke new ground?*
Marie Schrader: That's what he said. Tell me.
Hank Schrader: *sigh* I walked 16 feet in 20 minutes. Which is up from like 15 1/2 yesterday. And I had maybe *this much* less shit in my pants, so yeah Marie, if you and him everybody else in America secretly took a vote, and changed the meaning of the entire English language, yeah, I guess I "broke new ground."
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Marie Schrader: You're ordering a new rock?
Hank Schrader: I'm *bidding* on a new *mineral.*
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