Extended Reading

Any Given Sunday quotes

  • [the Shark has just sliced Beamen's van in two after Beamen makes a bad remark about the Sharks defense]

    Luther 'Shark' Lavay: In football, you have the offense and the defense. You can't have one without the other. Respect will be paid.

  • Patrick 'Madman' Kelly: Honey, will you put the kids to bed?

    Madman's wife: Why can't we hire a maid?

    Patrick 'Madman' Kelly: Why did I ever get married?