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  • Jeromy 2022-10-11 19:12:43

    Epilepsy Inspiration or Weirdness

    I always think it's the weather in the UK that makes the UK have such a weird humour, pay attention, it's weird and not weird, weird that people can't understand and can never find the reason for, weird that no brain can produce . This kind of weirdness is like the inspiration that comes from...

And Now for Something Completely Different quotes

  • Announcer: These rabbits have been carefully staked to the ground, so they won't move around as much, as this is only a one-day event.

  • Sergeant-Major: Squad... CAMP it UP!

    [soldiers all chant in unison while mincing about]

    Soldiers: Ooh get her! Whoops, I've got your number ducky, you couldn't afford me dear, two three. I'll scratch your eyes out! Don't come the Brigadier bit with us dear, we all know where you've been, you military fairy. Two, three, one, two, three, four, five, six. Whoops! Don't look now girls, the man has just minced in with that jolly colour Sergeant, two three. OOOOH!

    Sergeant-Major: [walks on] Right now! Stop that! Silly. And a bit suspect, I think. Time for a cartoon.