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Marlin: [showing belly button ring] Check out what I just got.
Mandy Lane: Is it contagious?
Chloe: Does it explain that thing on your face?
Marlin: Whatever smarty cunt. Serious check it out.
[flips belly button piercing]
Marlin: Tasty huh.
Chloe: Marlin, don't get me wrong, but you are all pudge. That thing is going to get lost in the folds.
Marlin: I'm not fat.
Chloe: [sarcastically] Ok.
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Marlin: [looking at map of USA with Xs] What's with all the Xs.
Red: Jake's hooked up with a girl from each of those states.
Marlin: Yeah right. There are like 40 states accounted for here.
Jake: 42
Red: And the fuckers parents are taking him to Alaska in August.
Extended Reading
All the Boys Love Mandy Lane quotes
