Extended Reading

Absolutely Anything quotes

  • Dennis: I wouldn't mind shagging your leg right now...

    Neil Clarke: I thought I turned you into a rational thinking creature!

    Dennis: Rational thinking creature still have desires!

    Neil Clarke: We'll soon deal with that...

    Dennis: NO! Don't take my desires away from me!

    Neil Clarke: Why not?

    Dennis: They wouldn't make my life worth living! Biscuits, shagging!

  • Neil Clarke: I don't think I like your conversation!

    Dennis: But I worship you, master! I love you so much! I can't bear displeasing you! My whole world collapses when you're cross with me!