Extended Reading

A League of Their Own quotes

  • Charlie Collins, Racine Coach: Okay, come on. We got a lot to do, let's settle down. You are the first...

    [Sees Shirley Baker over at the lists]

    Charlie Collins, Racine Coach: Honey, are you supposed to be here or are you on the cut list?

    [Shirley doesn't respond]

    Charlie Collins, Racine Coach: Look, I'm sorry, but if you're cut, you have to leave the field.

    Shirley Baker: [Almost in tears] Mm-hmm

    Charlie Collins, Racine Coach: Well, are you cut? Oh, just look on the list. It's either Rockford, Racine, Kenosha, or South Bend.

    [Shirtley turns to the lists, starting cry, as Helen Haley approaches her]

    Helen Haley: Hi.

    Shirley Baker: Hi.

    Helen Haley: Um, can you read, honey?

    Helen Haley: Alright. What's your name?

    Shirley Baker: Shirley Baker.

    Helen Haley: Shirley Baker. Let's have a look.

    [She looks at the Rockford Peaches list first and spots Shirley's name]

    Helen Haley: This is you.

    [Shirley laughs happily]

    Helen Haley: You're with us. You're a Rockford Peach.

    Charlie Collins, Racine Coach: [Smiling] Go join your team.

    [Shirley joins the Rockford Peaches, sitting down next to Marla]

    Charlie Collins, Racine Coach: Now, you are the first girls in the All American Girls Profession Baseball League. My name is Charlie Collins. I'll be managing the Racine team when the season begins.

    [Racine team cheers]

    Charlie Collins, Racine Coach: Now, at the end of practice today, you're all gonna be fitted for your uniforms and this is what they're gonna look like. Pretty darned nifty if you ask me.

    [Model walks up on the platform in a wool uniform complete with a miniskirt]

    Unnamed Ball Player #1: You can't slide in that!

    Doris Murphy: Hey, that's a dress!

    Mae Mordabito: It's half a dress! Excuse me, but that's not a baseball uniform!

    Doris Murphy: Yeah, what do you think we are? Baseball players or ballerinas?

    Kit Keller: [to Dottie] It's awfully short.

    Dottie Hinson: Short? I'm gonna have to squat in that thing.

    Unnamed Ball Player #2: I can't wear that. My husband'll kill me.

    [Ira Lowenstein approaches]

    Helen Haley: Excuse me, sir.

    Ira Lowenstein: Ladies...

    Shirley Baker: Excuse me.

    Ira Lowenstein: If you can't play ball in this, you can't play ball with us. Now, there are 38 girls on a train ride home, who'll play in a bathing suit, if I ask them.

    Mae Mordabito: Yeah, well, there are no pockets for my cigarettes.

    [Doris laughs]

    Ira Lowenstein: Ah, there is no smoking. There is also no drinking and no men.

    [Mae gets up, angry, ready to leave, but Doris pulls Mae back down against her will, with Mae sitting back down, frustrated]

    Ira Lowenstein: . All of your activities will be approved through your chaperones. And you will also be taking regular classes at Charm and Beauty school.

    Doris Murphy: For what?

    Ira Lowenstein: Every girl in this league is going to be a lady.

    [Marla looks scared]

  • Margaret: [Tosses catchers mitt into Dottie's suitcase] Thought you might need that.

    Older Dottie: Where'd you find this?

    Margaret: In one of the boxes after...

    [Dottie tries it on for size]

    Margaret: Needs oil.

    Older Dottie: Ha! Who doesn't?

    Margaret: You ready?

    Older Dottie: I'm not going.

    Margaret: Oh! Mom! I already got 2 children, I don't need a 3rd.

    Older Dottie: Why is it so important that I go?

    Margaret: Well, for one thing, it'd be nice if you left the room. Besides, these are your old friends.

    Older Dottie: They probably won't even remember me.

    Margaret: The Queen of Diamonds? Dottie Hinson?

    Older Dottie: Margaret, I just don't think this is a good idea.

    Margaret: I don't know what you're so worried about. Plus, you're gonna get to see Aunt Kit. You two ever get to see each other.

    Older Dottie: We still won't. Kit won't be there, she'll be travelling around with that husband of hers.

    Margaret: Frank. He has a name: Frank. And he's always been very nice to you.

    Older Dottie: Makes me nervous.

    Margaret: Mom.

    Older Dottie: Honey, I'm not comfortable about this. I was never really part of it. It was just something I did.

    Margaret: Mom, when are you gonna realize how special it was? How important it was?

    Older Dottie: I...

    Margaret: Yeah, I know. I know how you feel, I really do.

    [Dottie smiles]

    Margaret: But you're going.

    [She forces her up from the kitchen table and out the door]

    Older Dottie: [Heading to the car] Car, plane, a bus. I'm tired already.

    Margaret: You'll sleep on the plane.

    Jeffrey: Grandma's out of the room. Is there a fire?

    Older Dottie: Weisenheimer.

    Margaret: Julie, next door, is watching you and I don't wanna get any bad reports.

    [She gets into the driver's side of the car, as Dottie is fixing her coat]

    Margaret: .

    Older Dottie: Jeffrey? Come here.

    [He heads on over]

    Older Dottie: Listen, no matter what your brother does, he's littler than you are. So, give him a chance to shoot.

    [Jeffrey nods, and heads back to the basketball net]

    Older Dottie: . Bobby?

    [Bobby walks over]

    Older Dottie: Kill him.

    Margaret: Come on, you'll miss your plane.

    [She gets into the car, and she and her daughter drive off, as Bobby and Jeffrey continue their game, with Bobby shooting and making a basket]

    Bobby: Yeah!