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  • Major 2022-04-01 08:01:02

    Personal Movie List #159. Seven Days in Hell

    Personal rating: ★★★★

    Don't be fooled by the name, this is a typical American spoof fake documentary! It's about two fictional tennis players going head-to-head for seven days without a winner. Of course, the process must be accompanied by various unscrupulous pornographic episodes, from sports to...

  • Samara 2022-04-01 08:01:02

    Highly recommended for entertaining tennis fans

    First of all, this is a fake documentary full of spoofs and basic feelings. If you are a loyal fan of some players (such as Agassi or Murray, especially a certain Lei) and the image of your idol is extremely glorious, all kinds of tall, right Terriers like "mama's boy" are incapable of accepting,...

  • Cecelia 2022-04-04 09:01:08

    Hahaha shouting all the way what the hell is this nonsense. Love Andy Samberg.

  • Kirk 2022-04-22 07:01:56

    The real shot is too rough, except for Sanbiao and Snow, other stars should be brushed by their faces...

7 Days in Hell quotes

  • Soledad O'Brien: So, Charles, you're now number two in the world. You're favored to win Wimbledon, which would make you number one. How do you do it?

    Charles Poole: Yeah, well, when I'm playing I serve the ball and the man opposite me on the other side of the court, he plays it back to me. Now, then I try to hit to a place in the court that he's not standing in anymore. And if he manages to reach that and play it back, if it lands short, I run forward and then I try and get it to another place in the court that he's not standing anymore. And sometimes it goes outside of these lines on the side of the court. And if that happens, the ump, he shouts "Out!" and that's... that's very bad if that happens to me. But if it happens to the other player, I really like that.

    Soledad O'Brien: I understand how the game of tennis is played. I guess I meant, what's your overall strategy?

    Charles Poole: Yeah, yeah, indubitably, yeah.

  • Serena Williams: It was pretty obvious that he had hidden cocaine in his water bottles... and in his rackets... and in his coke necklace. And even on the lines of the court.

    David Copperfield: Seems crazy now, but you gotta remember this is before cocaine was illegal.

    Off-Screen Interviewer: Cocaine was always illegal.

    David Copperfield: Really?

    Edward Pudding: Oh, we knew he was on cocaine. It's just that in England it's very rude to point things out.