Vampires Suck

By Don 2022-03-23 09:02:29

twilight

We watched Twilight Four a little late, but it was a coincidence like this, and found that it is quite suitable for newlyweds to watch Diha. It should be said that it is not as exciting as the first few movies? It is more romantic and warm. The whole movie is, in a nutshell, from the wedding honeymoon to having a baby. [laughing] The plot of having a child was too long [halo] [halo]. Looking forward to the sequel, what will happen to the female pig's feet when she turns into a vampire?...

By Cristina 2022-03-23 09:02:29

How to tell if it's a petty bourgeoisie - see if you like "Twilight"

I downloaded the high-definition trailer for the sequel to "Twilight Twilight" today, watched it, and was quite emotional.
 
The box office of Twilight 1 was amazing, and it was still a vampire movie, which made my appetite high. After finding a dormitory full of people at night, and flicking the roommates to read it together, I realized that I was fooled. This is a pure petty bourgeoisie movie, a love movie, but a pseudo-magic movie, a pseudo-vampire movie.
 
Of course, the...

By Cameron 2022-03-23 09:02:29

Just be happy

In fact, I only watched one of the Twilight series, and it was precisely the one that was spoofed. I was very depressed at the time - so I found this spoofed movie, and I came down to watch it immediately. As a result, sure enough, I was euphoric--Male The Lord said affectionately, "Your breath is the best gift you have brought me" (roughly speaking, I really don't remember the original words), and then the heroine suddenly released P, and it was still in a string... So the male protagonist was...

By Arielle 2022-03-23 09:02:29

Comprehensive review 3 stars: success in spoofing, failure in copying

It has always been a tradition for spoof business cards to be made into nonsensical comedies, although I don't think the "Twilight" series is such a good work, nor do I think the spoof scenes in this film are too bad to watch, in fact, there are a few nonsense. (Beauty farts vampires, werewolves turned into pet dogs...) It can really make people laugh, but the problem is: your main plot follows the original version completely, without your own frame and soul, then this kind of spoof is destined...

By Alexander 2022-03-23 09:02:29

"The Twilight Movie": There is no end to the spoof

Well, I'm blind again. After watching three "Twilight" films in a row, there is an anti-Twilight baptism right after, and all the gods and horses are blind.

Although I am used to the spoof series of these two great directors, this time I am really loyal to the original film. A lot of the plots are constructed by imitating Twilight, and only a small number of other films are inserted. If it was farther away, it would be fine, and the plot would have been forgotten a lot; watching it...

By Ellen 2022-04-23 07:03:07

"Ah, Becca, why don't you take the vacant seat next to that mysterious boy, you are destined to have a fateful relationship with him, and can spawn four novels and a series of movies." I laughed decisively at this line. ! (PS: It's a bit bloody! Also, the black-eyed peas part is also very funny!) (PPS: It's a spoof movie, and sure enough, I fell in love with my wicked trick...

By Dayne 2022-04-23 07:03:07

The book is much better written than the Twilight series, and the actors act...

By Natalia 2022-04-23 07:03:07

The twilight series ruined the vampire movie's signature, so the spoof version was very...

By Libbie 2022-04-23 07:03:07

The spoofs are better than the...

By Janice 2022-04-23 07:03:07

Okay, slapped the American Qiong Yao drama. . But it's really fucking awesome to find such a similar...