Vampire Killers

Vampire Killers

  • Director: Phil Claydon
  • Writer: Stewart Williams,Paul Hupfield
  • Countries of origin: United Kingdom
  • Language: English
  • Release date: March 20, 2009
  • Sound mix: Dolby Digital
  • Aspect ratio: 2.35 : 1
  • Also known as: Lesbian Vampire Killers
  • "LVK" is an action film directed by Phil Claydon and starring James Corden and Matthew Haller   .
    The film tells the story of a female vampire Camilla who used women as her prey to harm the English countryside, and a series of stories triggered by a warrior who finally sealed her with the power of the holy sword.

    Details

    • Release date March 20, 2009
    • Filming locations Luton Hoo Estate, Luton, Bedfordshire, England, UK
    • Production companies Alliance Films, Momentum Pictures, Velvet Bite

    Box office

    Gross worldwide

    $3,276,702

    Movie reviews

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    • By Jeanne 2022-06-22 23:40:14

      An extremely reliable and decent female literary youth's view of love, outlook on life, outlook on the world

      This film is a fairy tale that an extremely reliable and decent young woman should watch the most. It is said that this female Wenqing [professional folklore] fell in love at first sight with a dedicated and charismatic blue-eyed silly and honest [that is, honesty, no other meaning. ] Zhengtai, this is very similar to Joaquin Phoenix, and it is of royal blood. And all the beautiful women that Zhengtai has known for a long time or just met are Lala, not to pay her back [Should it be it? 】Mom are...

    • By Cheyanne 2022-06-22 22:27:30

      Can't say bad but can't say good movie

      At first I watched this movie purely because of the gimmick of les. Of course, I also liked the mighty personal heroic atmosphere of the two male protagonists holding weapons on a certain poster. However, when I actually watched the movie, I realized that this was not the case at all. The scenes of Les only appeared occasionally and uncomfortably, and the two pig feet were not so brave (on the contrary, the fat man was a little wilted).
          However, the sense of humor in the plot is still...

    • By Suzanne 2022-06-22 20:55:22

      spoof vampire hunter

      A somewhat unusual vampire movie, full of spoof styles, especially this time the target also includes vampire hunters, the priest who keeps saying "in a hurry! In a hurry!" The priest is very impressive, and the movie is full of It's a British comedy style, but that's about it. It's really bad at the most important plot. The first 10 minutes are well controlled, and after an hour or so, it starts to get a little fanciful. Oh, all the characters came out without any explanation, and the sudden...

    • By Raphael 2022-06-22 18:39:20

      This show is definitely a conspiracy, a conspiracy like thunder

      At first I thought it was a gay-themed B-level film,
      but then I thought it should be a gay-themed parody. After watching it, I found out that it was a Tianlei film under
      the guise of a gay theme.
      , she watched her play me
      and was attracted by the moaning of anger, so what caught her eye was the provocative pornographic plot
      . At first glance, she knew that it was in the style of a British film, so she just made do with it, who knows not only It's the picture thunder,...

    • By Douglas 2022-06-22 18:02:59

      It's boring too~

      1. Camilla is very beautiful.
      Camilla is really beautiful. She was really voluptuous at the beginning, so I watched it and wanted to see if the realization of the curse in the back is very exciting.
      The baron is too ugly, not to mention he is too second, he looked at Camilla, waited for her to curse herself and her offspring word by word, and then chopped off Camilla's head.
      It's a pity that the beautiful Camilla's appearance is too short, doesn't it mean that she will become the...

    User comments

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    • By Ernest 2023-09-25 02:26:46

      Not two stars, but there are still a few places to laugh. However, the film's ambition to be unconventional did not...

    • By Briana 2023-09-13 06:35:32

      Fun dead fat man, the rest is...

    • By Benny 2023-09-10 21:49:48

      Not bad, just boring and...

    • By Thurman 2023-09-07 23:29:01

      I still watched it with someone in the...

    • By Roman 2023-08-10 20:01:40

      At first I watched it to watch Lesbian, but when I saw a picture similar to Vice City, I was very interested to watch...

    Movie plot

    When the two approached their destination, they saw a mysterious priest in a bar and issued a warning to the local residents. Four beautiful women traveled through this place, so the six of them traveled together. One of them, Roti, seemed to have a good understanding of the local vampire legend, and silently fell in love with Jimmy. That night, the female vampires attacked these young people and kidnapped Jimmy and Rorty as sacrifices...
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    Movie quotes

    • Fletch: Hahahahahahahaha! It's got a big metal cock for a handle!

    • Fletch: Yep, lesbian vampires. Just another one of God's cruel tricks to get on my tits. Even dead women'd sooner sleep with each other than get with me it would appear. But eatin' me alive, oh no, that's fine. Next time he'll have me bummed by a big gay werewolf I swear.